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At 2:32pm, your dog walked into your room, stared at you point-blank, and said “nobody will ever believe you” before walking out. How do you react?
“Holy shit! Wait! Come back! Which treats are your favorite? Where do you like to be scratched the most? Do you have a preferred time of day for walks or are you just happy to get one at some point? Do you like your different beds equally or have a preference, why? Do you understand why I have to leave you alone for long periods some days? If not could I please explain it to you? Do I touch your head/face too much? I only do it because I love you and you’re fucking adorable. Also, I love you.”