That loud Humping in the restaurant bathroom

So I was working in a nearby restaurant and cafe for some cash to fix my bicycle and I have been working there for like 2 or 3 months.
The pay is overall good and I got the cash to fix my bicycle.
now, this isn’t the story, the story starts here.


A couple of days ago as I was working. I went to the janitor’s room to get a broom, as I was at the door I heard a rather loud humping, continuous humping, so I entered the male bathroom and saw 4 legs in a single stall, I stood there still processing the entire scene.
then I heard a lady moan, I processed the entire scene, a couple was f*cking in the bathroom.


The couple’s heart was too bold for this thing. Now I proceeded to knock on the stall and the humping suddenly stops, a rather deep voice says “yeah who is that?”. I remain silent and then they continue
so I called the manager and he thought I was joking, so I brought him to the bathroom and they are still in the bathroom f*cking.


He stands there stunned for a moment thinking how the hell this couple has the balls to f*CK in a public place.
Time passes and the couple’s table is the last table there. So I hatch a plan.


I tell the manager to call the rest of the workers and get chairs.
so we set some chairs in the bathroom in front of the f*cking stall.
as soon as the couple gets out they stand there, with their untidy yet unzipped pants.


So the managers say: “pay for your table and get the f*CK off my restaurant, have kids in your home not in my bathroom stalls, so they paid, left embarrassed and silent, all the workers including me and the manager burst out laughing in tears.


Now, this isn’t the first time here, I got a lot of stories I will share later on. Expect more stories in the future.

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